This is Something to remember. If You’re Girlfriend is the kind of person who gets jealous easily or acts like she’s capable of extreme activities, make sure you always keep her happy. Don’t Piss Off Your Girlfriend or she’s probably gonna bust some raw eggs inside your car and write Asshole on the outside of your car. Wouldn’t that be nice? I bet that would be just enough to make you go to jail for running her over with said car.