Fireworks Under A Frozen Pond

  • Explosions, Fireworks

This is the kind of stuff that got Ryan Dunn killed. Sorry, that joke was in Poor Taste. When you put Fireworks under a frozen pond make sure that you have some stable ground to get to like yesterday, if you fall in that frozen river, you’re not gonna have a team of people to keep you warm like Leo in the Revenant. You’re just gonna have your Jeep Cherokee heater, which you still didn’t get fixed, but whatever. Make sure the fireworks are at a safe enough distance or you WILL blow your face off