So, You wanna know how to unload your Cadillac? Well its simple, really. You got it up on this trailer with ease and grace so why not get it off the same why? So we’re on the same page then. The guy who’s letting you borrow his tow truck actually just said he’s gotta get going so this needs to happen fast. He unlatches the chains on the car and then puts it in neutral to successfully have it roll off the back like a case of stolen speakers off a truck. No real damage, just a few bumps and scratches. Stop complaining about it.