Opening Doors The Russian Way

  • Do It Yourself

If you’re girlfriend hasn’t called you back lately, but you know where she lives, here’s the way to get into her apartment to see if she’s REALLY at work. I’m joking of course. Opening Doors The Russian way involves using a low grade Taser and holding it up to the electronic socket on an Apartment door keypad and holding down the trigger until the beep rings. That means you just committed a Breaking & Entering and we advise you don’t do something like this unless it is an extreme emergency, like your girlfriend really not calling you back.